Friday, May 29, 2009

money and beauty

Aku dapat email ni dari sorang member. Not sure whether it is a true story or not. Enjoy!

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A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who doesn’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty



Here’s a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money”: Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in “leasing” services, do contact me

signed,
J.P. Morgan

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/wahaha

bengongkan? dan pompuan itu .... err.. adakah terlalu jujur bangang???

hahahahha.. aku rasa semua orang pun teringin nak kawin ngan orang kaya, tapi idaklah sampai nak beriye2 tanya kat forum as if perkara tu adalah antara benda2 yang paling noble dalam dunia.

heeeee.... some things are better left unsaid! or else, prepare to live with the consequences.


/nobigdeal

19 comments:

CY3.5 said...

teringat plak email ke atau kesah benar pasal ppuan mat salleh pelik apsal lelaki melayu tak minat kat diorang or something like that.. kekeke..

auspicious_me said...

knv

aku somewhat respect kat pompuan tu coz, she is honest and straight to the point. she doesn't want to waste her time and know what she want in life -getting married with rich guy.tapi padan ngan muka dia kena se das.

Pompuan-pompuan yg smocking hot or bimbo hanya layak untuk jadik pompuan simpanan or for pleasure only.aku rasa rich guy nie have them only for temporary and nothing much.depa pun cerdik jugak. for their own pleasure,so these rich guy willing to pay for this pompuan.

ar.nie said...

Tapi, kalau mamat tue jawab, 'ngaper diorang pilih thier current wives eventho tak cantek', lagi best kot jawapan. hihihi.

Eh, ker ader mention, saya terlepas pandang?

MN said...

ehehehe....

J.P. Morgan tu bank kat oversea kan? sbb kawan saya keje kat situ..hiks hiks! (lari topik)

knv said...

CY,
oh yang itu lagi pedasssssss!!!! :P yang ni macam kelakar2 sikit.


bent,
yea, honesty tu satu hal. tapi soalan2 jujur seperti ini pada aku actually amatlah offensive kepada sesapa yang mendengarnya. orang meluat. that's not the way to tackle one's curiosity. boleh tak bayangkan perasaan bini2 orang kaya yang huduh2 tu? kahkahkahkah! nampak soklan cam innocent aje kan? but i still think it is uncalled for.

tapi aku rasa yang ni hanyalah untuk amusement kot. tapi kalo betul, memang hampeh!



arnie,
memang harus tulis jugak tu! :) kesian kat orang tak cantik hahahahaha!

knv said...

MN, this is for you:-

John Pierpont Morgan (April 17, 1837 – March 31, 1913) was an American financier, banker and art collector who dominated corporate finance and industrial consolidation during his time. In 1892 Morgan arranged the merger of Edison General Electric and Thompson-Houston Electric Company to form General Electric. After financing the creation of the Federal Steel Company he merged the Carnegie Steel Company and several other steel and iron businesses to form the United States Steel Corporation in 1901. He is widely credited with having saved or rescued the U.S. national economy in general—and the federal government in particular—on two separate occasions. He bequeathed much of his large art collection to the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City and to the Wadsworth Atheneum of Hartford, Connecticut. He died in Rome, Italy, in 1913 at the age of 75, leaving his fortune and business to his son, John Pierpont "Jack" Morgan, Jr.

tu diaaaaa....... panjang berjela kau! hahahahahah!

mast@work said...

saya teringat ayat kawan saya..

setiap tahun, body kita akan sagging by 8cm.. hahahaa... exponential depriciation aa tu.. hahahaahhahahaa..

gelak guling2 baca nih!

HUda said...

mmm..hehehe... hahahaha.. pompuan..pompuan.. aku tak tau nak komen... hak sorg lurus bendul ..hak sorang logik.. mmmm hehe.. hampir terguling jugak baca ni hehe

mamaDhea said...

kihkihkih!

tu namanya jujur tak kena topik (dan tempat)..

Fid said...

JP morgan
laki aku deal ngan bank ni...bank ni amat tak kedekut kahkahkahakh...
selalunya kalau sampul duit raya(sampu sahaja bukan duit!) JP morgan paling lawa...
dah tu entertainment bawa pi go-cart(eja?)
yang lain pi bowling bowling bowling haha


pada pandangan akukan..
org2 kaya kawen dgn wanita average kerana..yang average2 tu akalnya panjang..boleh membantu memperkembangkan empayar
aku bukan nak kata sapa2 ya..
drpd pengalaman aku...perempuan2 cantik2 sangat tu pendek akal sikit kalau banding yang average range..dok ingat depa lawa jaaa..
tapi yang average ala kadar akan guna akal fikir..macam mana nak cantikkan diri luar dalam..improve day by day...
kalau yg dah asal usul lawa tu dok perasan lawa hatta zaman lawa dah 30 thn berlalu....

tapi aku dok pk juga apsal ada pompuan laki kaya tapi tak jaga penampilan....
wahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

biasalah manusia tak pernah cukup!

knv said...

tapikan,

kalu dah kaya tu, tak cantik pun buleh jadik cantik!

contoh demi moore!

kahkahkakah!

korang tau tak dia dulu juling? dua kali operation untuk betulkan mata dia tu.

hahahahahaha!

Nur said...

sis...
mmg sadislaa kena das dlm public forum camtuh!lg org kaya lari adalah!awal2 da tau nk kikis harta dia..:P

Mynie said...

kah kah kah kelakar.. tapi saya rasa ini direka2 kot :) btw, jgn stereotype semua ppuan cantik tak bijak, ada juga yg have both ;) though yg tanya soalan lurus bendul ni berkemungkinan 'kurang' bijak la hehe ;p

knv said...

yea betul!!

ramai je yang miss universe tu degree holder bagai!

bukan calang2!

Fid said...

yg miss univer berapa org ja dalam satu anad..hahaha

tpkan..yg paling tak pandai yg tak lawa perasan lawa hahahaa

Fid said...

bkn tak lama..yg tak berapa lawa banding ngan yg lawa2

Erna said...

kihkihkih.... ada jugak ek?!

madamoiselleczar said...

hiks..tp aku rasakan...citer ni direka utk kita berfikir dgn lebih mendalam..ada maksud tersirat yg harus direnung bersama..hahahaha

with a touch of sense of humour lebih senang utk diterima oleh org yg membaca gittew :p

byk yg disampaikan tuh...btw..aku sukak!

regards,
madam keji lagi cantik dan pandai
..wakaka :p

madamoiselleczar said...

oops...btw, tetiba aku teringat satu episod dlm "The Beauty and the Geek"..

juri ni bertanya pd salah sorang candidate the beauty

Q: What is your IQ level?

A: one par higher from the idiot!

kahkahkahkah....aku tak tahan gelak smpi kuar ayaq mata!

 

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