oh dapat ni dari blog puan myra.
apa2 yang cynical ni harus aku suka! :P
I’ve learnt that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I’ve learnt that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
I’ve learnt that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I’ve learnt that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you’d better have a big willy or huge boobs.
I’ve learnt that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others – they are more screwed up than you think.
I’ve learnt that you can keep vomitting long after you think you’re finished.
I’ve learnt that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I’ve learnt that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.
I’ve learnt that 99% of the time when something isn’t working in your house, one of your kids did it.
I’ve learnt that the people you care the most about in life about are taken from you too soon, and all the less important ones just never go away.
If you tell this to your friends, I am sure they will appreciate it and who knows something good might happen.
If it did not… tough shit.
apa2 yang cynical ni harus aku suka! :P
I’ve learnt that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I’ve learnt that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
I’ve learnt that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I’ve learnt that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you’d better have a big willy or huge boobs.
I’ve learnt that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others – they are more screwed up than you think.
I’ve learnt that you can keep vomitting long after you think you’re finished.
I’ve learnt that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I’ve learnt that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.
I’ve learnt that 99% of the time when something isn’t working in your house, one of your kids did it.
I’ve learnt that the people you care the most about in life about are taken from you too soon, and all the less important ones just never go away.
If you tell this to your friends, I am sure they will appreciate it and who knows something good might happen.
If it did not… tough shit.
(forwarded by email)
4 comments:
kahkahkah!
ini adalah sgt tepat. sy sgt suka kerana ayat2nya sgt jujur. hmmm, mungkin ramai yg berpendapat sama seperti ayat cynical itu tp tak mampu meluahkan ayat sedemikian.
ye tepat dan tepet! :P
oh menda2 camni taklah diluahkan terang-terangan. confirm hilang member. nak2 member2 yang ass$&*% tu hahahahahahaha!
hahahaha
"I’ve learnt that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place."
so true :P wpun cinta macam nak rak, tapi in the end if you cannot provide to your wife needs, hancur berderai juga. i mean women have limits kan?
aini,
ye somehow i'm ok with the fact cari lelaki kaya untuk dikahwini hihihihihi!
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